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Manbander:
coined by Jim Rome, a term for a male over the age of 21 who is part of a boyband who makes music that is geared to young girls and teens. Just about every male in the boyband business continued doing so well after their 21st birthday.
”They should be called The Backstreet Men because they are all over 21. They are manbanders.”

Four twenty:
a celebrated time for potheads all around the USA (and possibly other countries) because it is believed that at 4:20, whether it be night or day, one should partake in the activity of smoking marijuana. It has practically made its self a holiday if you look at the date April 20th, which in months and days would be, in fact, Four Twenty. Rejoice little potheads, for this might just someday be put on a calender expressly for the use of the 99 Cents store.
”Bud: What time is it Mary-Jane?
Mary-Jane: *inhales* It's four twenty.”

Ho ho ho:
Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
”Ho ho ho, it's christmas!”

Bardcore:
A group of Shakespearean fanatics so into the whole bard thing that they communicate in rhyming couplets.
”PERCY: Let's bid farewell these saucy tarts,
Lest love's arrows pierce too-eager hearts.
CHRIS: Hey - cut that bardcore shit will ya? We just hooked up with this fine pair of honeys, and you wanna leave da club already??!?””

Sex:
a painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian ”sex” may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbing going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
”Time to have sex, Sally Struthers!”

N-Gage
Nokia's failed attempt to join the ranks of Nintendo in the hand held gaming industry. Better known as the digital taco, it is the worst concept concived, holding the record for the earliest price drop in the gaming industry, for having their first price drop after just one week after its release. Now at the price of $200, it includes 3 free games and one month of pre-paid service for the cellular phone feature, which by the way you have to hold width side to your ear to talk in. Another ”put down” feature is that in order to change games, you must remove the battery.
”N-Gage? N-GAGE!? WHAT A POS IDEA THAT IS! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD BUY AN N-GAGE! YOU EVEN BOUGHT ONE! WTF?!?”

Donnie:
to get very high by smoking the reefer.
”– How come you missed your first day at school?
– I was so donnie last night that I even forgot what a school is.”

postat av D.D. @ 15:43